So.........
You know you need to do laundry when there is only sexy underwear left
AND
You know you hate laundry when you run to Kohls to buy ONE pair of panties so that you can put off laundry one more day.
Yes, this was part of my day today. I got out of the shower and went into my closet to find, gasp, only sexy little underwear left....emphasis on little. Now mind you, I should have realized when I sucked it up yesterday and wore a regular "comfy if you don't mind elastic inside your buttcheeks" pair yesterday, but between the kids, taking down Christmas, facebooking and eating chips-- doing the laundry conveniently fell to the wayside. So back to this morning... I open up the drawer and am staring at two different undies left. Both of them given to me before my wedding...I'm assuming in jest, but have kept for the sake of memories. One has a rhinestone studded butt floss...the other pearls...neither of which do I want a piece to pop off mid-wear and get sucked up. I'm not into butt beads, but apparently Grandma, who bought me these little gems, is a bit more kinky than me.
So I throw on the rhinestone pair, squeezed my butt cheeks together for about 15 minutes while I got the kids ready and into the car and headed to Kohls on the way to drop them off at pre-school. In there, I ran and got ONE pair of underwear to wear for the rest of the day. (hot pink hipsters so you know...I may not like the beaded butt floss, but I'm not into granny panties either...most days)
So, I'm set for the day. If you see me in Kohls tomorrow...you'll know why.
BUT, I must say, I might just try on those pearl panties. Squeezing butt cheeks together for 15 minutes is a GREAT toning exercise. Maybe one day my butt really will look good in them!
